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I figure by now the women on here are sick of reading the bs the guys write thinking the females want to hear it. So Im going to just be honest and wing it on this posting.
Random things about me in no particular order:
-I love watching pro football and classic boxing replays
-I can tell you at least 25 slang terms for a penis (just as many for female anatomy too)
-I smoke cigarettes
-I am the undisputed king of raunchy (downright filthy) jokes
-My favorite clothing colors are black and blue
-I wear boxers
-Most women like my blue eyes a lot
-I love both giving and receiving if you know what I mean
-I lost my tan when I moved here from California
-I hate the length of the rainy season in Oregon
-I hate shaving but keep myself clean shaven anyway (except when Im staying home and feel lazy)
-I was the nice, happy guy in high school who was voted 'most likely to slap the shit out of someone for being an asshole'. But Im not like that anymore.
-I think fart jokes are funny and still trick people into pulling my finger
-I think Andrew Dice Clay is the funniest comic that ever lived
-The reruns of the show Married with Children still make me laugh
-I love Slipknot (bonus points if you know who that is)
Random things Im hoping for regarding you
-A filthy sense of humor and an appreciation of my mastery of raunch
-Appreciation of a master smartass thats still a nice guy
-NOT being materialistic
-NOT being overly hungup on yourself, self confidence is fine though
-Understanding that if you listen to country music Ill be ok with it but may still make fun of it sometimes
-Laughing when I trick you into pulling my finger
-You have no problem swallowing
-You smile when I sneak up and grab your ass, even if it makes you jump a little
-Thanking me when I compliment you on your t and a
-Flashing me when nobody can see just to be a flirt
-Happily 'giving' and appreciating that I enjoy 'giving' so often
-A very healthy drive and appetite
-You enjoy both horror and comedy movies
-You dont complain about the music I listen to
-You understand that walking around the house in nothing but a little tshirt and socks is sexier than wearing fancy lingerie
-Youre not high maintenence when it comes to money and the things that it buys
-Youre not insecure about your looks or body
-You wont ask me if I think a girl is pretty when a perfect ten goes walking by in a miniskirt and Im not even staring
I hope you like my honesty and choose to respond. A pic for a pic.
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