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I'll add to the countless posts that state the obviousness of the unlikelihood of finding someone on craigslist. Are you ready for it? ARE YOU SURE?! Okay here goes: This seems like a bad idea.
Okay now that that's out of the way I should probably describe myself. Physical stuff. Right. Because at the bottom we're all shallow but when someone doesn't like us physiy we're instantly offended. ME! I'm 5'7" ish probably more so 5'8" but for the sake of safety lets say 5'7" that way if you are 5'7" I'll hopefully be taller than you. Weight! I am like 155 pounds? Something like that. I have flowing brown hair (not flowing as in like a mullet but flowing as in this sounds possibly appealing shaggyish) and green eyes (couldn't think of an appealing adjective for green, maybe apple? they're not apple colored though, I'd hate to false advertise). My teeth are white. My skin is white. I think that's it for my physical description.
Let's talk about my personality. I am sarcastic. I'm outgoing. Caring,dependable, sweet, blah blah , all those words you want to hear that everyone else on here says they are. I'm that, but genuinely. Okay great. Some of this you should be picking up from this post. Did I mention I'm not a creep? That's probably a big thing on here. Also, I will never take a picture of myself with my shirt off in my life (I feel like this is relevant to my points toward not being a weirdo).
My life! I am a college graduate. I have a degree. This means I am not a bum (entirely). I have no kids. I don't do drugs. I love going to concerts (I'm going to warped tour this summer, some of my favorite bands are emarosa, dgd, adtr, silverstein, paramore, emery, atl, breathe carolina) , or running around, or not running around. I like doing things in general. Anything really. I'm down. I suck at sleeping (5:42am right now). I think this is all you should know for now.
Let's talk about you. I like petite women first of all. Sorry, this is a deal breaker. Brown hair? Brown eyes? I love it. Don't have brown hair and brown eyes? That's fine but you lose some bonus points ( you can make them up by not having a bad personality). You should probably be in college... or be done with it... even if you promise you're not a loser or you plan on going as soon as xxxxxxxxx happens that's not really good enough. You fill in the blank I don't know man, soon as your dog gets out of rehab. You shouldn't have kids. You shouldn't do drugs. You shouldn't be "LOL I'M A PARTY GURL CHECK OUT MY FB PIX I WAS SO WASTED IN ALL OF THEM". First of all, really that many pictures? What the fuck. Second of all, no thanks. Oh gosh another thing, it's cool to joke but if you're one of those creepy clingy girls that tries too hard because you're insecure, I'm sorry but I can't. Also if you would ever consider making a craigslist ad advertising you're looking for any of the following : a real man, country boy, true love (love is cool, I love love, but really cool yourself, love happens... or is supposed to... you can date someone but I wouldn't exactly say I'm looking for love when I start dating someone, although, that's obviously the goal eventually), my other half, or anything else like that. MOST IMPORTANTLY! You need to make an effort to initiate conversations with me. Make this 50/50. I don't want to have to say hey to you daily to start something or I don't want to have to say something like "I wonder what a zebra would look like dyed pink" just to get a "lol" response. You can say crap like that to me too. You need to be willing to work a little. Effort is key.
Okay now that that's all said. If you're basiy every bit the type of girl that shouldn't be on craigslist looking for a guy like me that probably shouldn't be on craigslist, let's go ahead and talk.
Please make your subject LOLOMG . It would also be relative to include a picture unless you enjoy wasting your time and mine (at some point I think we all have to accept if we're not attracted to each other, it's probably not going to work, you could be a cool friend that I'm not attracted to but hey I'm not looking for a friend in the end). SUPER!
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