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About me im 32 years old I have a shitty job I hate my children I masturbate to porn all the time I love being drunk and spaced out on drugs I do no have my own car so I will defiantly need your keys .
I live with my mom and I dont mind if she cooks and cleans for me I will be expecting the same from you. I really dont care much for my life so dont be expecting me to treat your like if it will mean something to me.
I spend my money foolishly and I want to buy all my stuff with your money so fork over your card. I will be the only one allowed to go out with my friends and have a good time so if you are even thinking about it we you better forget it. I stay up late every night playing my video games and masturbating which means I will be sleeping in late so that means you better be up at the crack of dawn to make sure the kids are off to school and they are dressed correctly . (That means my kids too)
I refuse to be or take responsibility for anything unless I have to. And sense I will be wasting my money on useless crap and spend most of yours on my bills I dont think I will be taking you to any movies or dinners so get used to it.
I usually dont talk much and I really hate when women bitch and nag about stupid shit i.e. (your broken arm, your feelings, ect) so your going to have to learn to keep your pie hole shut cuz I really dont want to here it.
I love sex and im not ashamed to beat you for it and if you dont do things my way I will break your jaw and you know as a matter of fact if I just feel like it I will beat you around the house for a while hows that ?
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Silence, must always be ready for sex, able to take care of multiple children, ability to cook and clean, must be fit and have huge boobies and a beautiful face, lots of money, and dont talk back.
Now if every post was like this I think the nice sweet guys like me would actually have a chance at meeting a good lady here in Albq. It turns out that guys dont say this kind of stuff and women dont hear it BUT WOULND YOU KNOW ALOT OF WOMEN LIVE THIS EXACT LIFE STYLE LOL and they thinks is normal. Well honestly im a normal kind of guy hoping to meet a suitable gal for a relationship but im not sure it will ever happen here on CL but its worth a shot. I really am nothing like this at all im just a 32 year old sweetie with a big heart if you care to talk ill be here.
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